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ENEMY WEAPON | The Ass-Kicking Card Game of Glorious Combat

ENEMY WEAPON | The Ass-Kicking Card Game of Glorious Combat

Regular price
$35.00
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$35.00

NOTE: This is a pre-order item. It is currently being printed by very nice Chinese people. Fingers crossed that it will ship in September.

ENEMY WEAPON
 is a card-based party game for 3+ players, where you and your fellow players will be engaging in a series of epic battles, facing off against a variety of powerful enemies:

To aid in your fight, you'll have access to an assortment of legendary weapons. Each round you must examine your arsenal closely, and choose the artifact or special power most capable of vanquishing the current foe. For instance:

To aid in your fight, you'll have access to an assortment of legendary weapons. Each round you must examine your arsenal closely, and choose the artifact or special power most capable of vanquishing the current foe. For instance:

With weapon in hand, each player must weave their own tale of glorious battle, arguing that they alone possess the tool necessary to defeat the enemy. However, only the warrior who presents the most unique (and hilarious) plan of attack will earn the favor of the almighty judge, and claim victory.

Warrior, the time has come for you to abandon the tired distractions of lesser men. Steel your resolve, summon your courage, and prepare your butthole for the glory of ENEMY WEAPON.

Game Includes:

  • 100 Enemy Cards
  • 300 Weapon Cards
  • 1 Attractive Cardboard Box

As a bonus for pre-ordering, you'll also get the ENEMY HITLER expansion pack, which adds another 15 cards to the game!